YHB News

A white man and a asian man walk into a cafe, the waiter asks what they would like and the white man says: A tea and a Scone The asian man though asks for a ’short back and sides’, the waiter says “what is he on about”, the white man replies “don’t worry about it, just get him a tea and Scone too”.

So they finish their food and call the waiter over again, “what can i get you?” “A tea and Scone again please” says the white man, the asian man replies “Some blonde highlights”. The waiter says “what is he on about”, the white man replies “don’t worry about it, just get him a tea and Scone too”.

So they finish their food and call the waiter over again, “what can i get you?” “A tea and Scone again please” says the white man, the asiam man replies “medium on top and short on the sides”.

This time the waiter is irate and asks “what the hell is wrong with him”…the white man replies “He doesn’t know much english, only speaks hair-du”